If only Kamala had Won.

Let’s help little Johnny understand, shall we?

Hmm, what could have been?

I’d like to say something eloquent or deeply insightful, and I will try to avoid foaming at the fingers, even in the face of the fact that these assholes are mere retards, deserving of no more than to be called retards.

So here goes my morning in mourning take, a caffeinated rant if you will, one for the ‘tards, my humble attempt at a well deserved delivery of descriptory destruction.

In Johnny’s own words.

“Just saying.”

We all know what would be happening now if Harris had won, which she didn’t, maybe it doesn’t need listing, but lets list it anyways for our posterior’s posterity.

Hey Harris voters, heres what you’re missing!

If Kamala had won:

You’d be enlisting every recent Yale and Harvard trained expert with a new set of Ginsu knives to “help” you with the swift and irreversable chopping off of your dicks and tits more than ever.

You’d be more than able, you’d be asked, possibly even forced to invite a family of gang members to live with you, depending on what dystopian democrat run DEI shithole you live and pay taxes in.

Boston goes first, let’s see what could go wrong!l, oops, we already did.

You could take advantage of the free socialistic healthcare which means that surgery you need to survive your disease won’t happen until well after you are terminal.

And when you do get into that operating room, rest assured you’ll have someone from the top 46 percent of the class to hack and toss about your innards like an Olive Garden waiter preparing your salad so fast, it’s like they are holding in a long overdue mega-shart.

And that’s okay too, because if they nick an artery or rip a spleen while checking their Instagram, and you do make it off the table alive, yet things later go awry, now you would be able to just end it all with assisted suicide, and no longer be a burden on society and the hospital system.

Side note: Ironically, assisted suicide would now be the only government service that still operates smoothly and on schedule.

There would be rising gas prices, continuing out of control wars and increasing violence around the world.

Trillions would be printed and flowing out to every USAID grift like shit through a goose with Giardia poisoning.

But hey, it’s all good in the end, because thanks to US generosity, some kid in Pakistan was able to fulfill his life’s dream he drew on a napkin once.

Getting a monkey penis attached to his forehead.

An afterthought here:

Sorry to little Mohammed’s and his mom and dad, he actually meant he wanted to be a unicorn, but you know, you can’t get much detail from crayons and napkins.

Just read any democrat spending bill and that becomes as clear as the Ganges in Summer.

Abortions would be handed out like halloween candy, but hey, the elites would now have no shortage of new organs so they can live longer to fuck us all over as much as inhumanely possible.

With the new education system developed by DEI and alphabet school boards, and as icing on an already stale and rotting cake, your kids will be as retarded as you are, and every kid would be fully and efficiently groomed and transed by the ever increasing percentage of teachers and professors hired from the ranks of the people who went to the Karl Marx school of past mistakes.

Really, it’ll work this time, wink wink.

Your kids will be “taught” by people who march through the streets every June in an oil soaked display of mental illness, in a veritable month long world class perverted thong and dance routine.

But wait there’s more…ohhh… so much more.

We would have 10-30,000 illegal aliens streaming into the southern border monthly, all of them filling the handful of available low income housing where most of you live, and reducing your EBT and job options, not that you would work anyways.

If you didn’t end up being murdered, raped or burglarized you would wish you had been, as your world would be turned upside down.

During this inverted shakedown, your pockets would be shaken clear of any cash or coins you have to help pay for their rent, groceries, and childcare, before paying your bills and fueling up your car…if you could still afford to own and insure one.

And when some criminals come to your house looking to offer a free diversity dirtnap, you will die in situ, because you made firearm ownership illegal.

But please, tell me how much better it would be if your minions in the blue cities and states had been able to muster up enough fake ballots and harvested votes from nursing homes and graveyards to repeat what you did in 2020.

The truth is, as leftist liberal voters:

You offer nothing to society.

You produce nothing, many of you depend on others to help you survive.

You are all a product of the brain rot mainstream news and social media.

Your empty and miserable minds and thoughts that reside in them are carefully constructed from the information dungheap of the mentality melting maelstrom of maniacally meaningless drivel that bounces around inside of your echo chambers.

Your only reason for existence is to feed the machine that is merely a precursor to the eventual installation of a Marxist state in the country you hate and loathe with every blackened bit of your coal filled hearts.

You are a leech on the festering scabs of your own communities.

When you do work, it’s against nature.

Your lifestyles and interactions with the public violate all natural behavioral norms.

You barely reproduce, and when you do, the offspring is just a smaller version of your selfsame defect riddled carcasses of cluelessness, because you don’t teach the already spoiled fruit of your loins, you program it.

The majority of you are on various mind altering drugs, which create a selection of new problems for your psychological state, many of them worse than letting your depression, anxiety and general smooth-brained existence take the reins and ride you straight off the nearest cliff of your own ill repute.

You do have one redeeming factor though, your endless streams of disjointed and dysfunctional behavior, and willing embrace of a wide range of anti-social and generally uncontrolled emotions make for some of the most entertaining content on tiktok Youtube.

By all means, continue to give up all hope and effort to offer our civilization a shred of value, keep at it and stick by your guns.

Oops sorry, that’s right, you would have already given those up too.

BA